The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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