I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
