it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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