I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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