I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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