My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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