my soul wont recognize me after tonight
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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