im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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