I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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