I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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