does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
