nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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