didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
