I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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