Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
The air taste purple.
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