we're blogging at a bar
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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