If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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