I have demons in me.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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