..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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