Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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