Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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