I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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