STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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