and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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