How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
how does that bad decision feel?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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