Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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