I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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