lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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