Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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