So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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