Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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