And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize