She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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