I wish I could punch you in the face.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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