she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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