They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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