By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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