I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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