you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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