That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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