doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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