Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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