thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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