Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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