Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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