I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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