I never want to see another naked old woman again.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
