it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Be still, my beating vagina.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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