Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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