***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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