piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You're my little dorito
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
