I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
