yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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